RIP, Michael Jackson
WTF? Michael Jackson’s funeral is TODAY? How long has he been dead? Over two months!
I first heard the news that MJ died in, of all places, the ER at the Lahey Clinic. That was when I was there from having The Panic Attack From Hell. I really thought I was having a heart attack, and then I’m in the waiting room at the ER, watching one of the plasma tvs they have there, and saw that Michael Jackson had died of a heart attack.
What is with people dying of heart attacks when I’ve had nasty panic attacks? Last summer, when this crap first started, Tim Russert and George Carlin both kicked the bucket from heart attacks. As I’ve said here before, panic attacks often mimic heart attack symptoms, and it’s scary as hell.
Anyhoo, I’m hearing on the radio that MJ’s funeral is today. I suppose it took a while, because they had to do autopsies and all. That led to the conclusion that his death was a homicide, and now the doctor who gave him all of those meds is in deep doo-doo.
Rest in peace, FINALLY, MJ!
1geri
wrote on 3 September 2009 at 13:29
(oh no! Vogon Poetry!! Noooooo!!!
good thing I decided to follow the rules) 
ok, this must mean, You can no longer have panic attacks? Remember, if you do, Some One is going to DIE!
(sorry. you don’t remember me enough to joke like that, But I do hope that you don’t get them very often. Good LUCK)
Personally, I think the coffin is empty, and they visited a taxidermist with his body.
lol, again. sorry. I’m just feeling a little ‘bitchy’ today, and I didn’t even realize it!
geri’s last blog post..upgraded! to easy!