Her Royal Majesty Highness Queen Empress Dustinabella the Glamour Cat (aka Dusty) had a little adventure last night.

I had ordered Papa John’s pizza, and while I was signing the charge slip, Dusty went out on the porch. Usually she takes a few steps, sniffs, and runs back inside. But not this time!

Stupid cat jumped off the side of the porch, and ran down the narrow alleyway between our house and next door. I didn’t have any shoes on, but Mike did, so he went outside with a flashlight to look for her. (it had gotten dark out by then)

No sooner did he go out back to look, she was back at the front door, crying and meowing and going crazy to be let back in. She was clearly very scared.

I hope she got scared enough to remember never to do this again. But now we’ll have to be more careful about watching her, because you never know.

Stupid cat.