TV Judge shows…

Wednesday, 1 July 2009, 23:05

…make me appreciate my own life all the more.  Where do they GET these people?  Mike has gotten hooked on these shows since he’s been out on disability leave.  I got him to turn them off today because the Red Sox were playing an afternoon game.

Yesterday on Divorce Court, they had a case where the soon-to-be ex-wife was a truly evil bitch.  She was bitching about how her husband never paid attention to her, mostly because he was working something like 70 hours a week.  She seemed to like all the money he was making, though.

The husband had bought an old Camaro, and was slowly working to restore it.  His hope was to be able to give the car to his son one day, when he was old enough to be ready to own such a car.  The kid is something like 4 years old now, so it would have been a while.

But the evil witch wife got made at him one day, and SOLD the car for $500.  It was worth MUCH more than that…the husband had documentation of every part he bought, every penny he spent.  They brought in some kind of car expert, who determined that the car was worth at least $8,000 at the time the witch sold it.

Then, another time, he came home to smell something burning.  The witch decided it would be fun to burn all of his clothes…shirts, pants, socks, underwear, even his Naot footwear!  She was so smug in front of the judge, feeling that he deserved it for not paying enough attention to her.

To make matters even worse, she even gave away his cat!  Why?  Because she clamined he loved the cat more than her.

I’m personally wondering if this guy takes on extra hours on purpose, to get away from this horrible woman.  Apparently she was like this from almost Day One…she made him sleep on the couch on their wedding night!  Why’d he even stay with her all of these years?  I know that they had kids, but maybe they had some of them before the wedding, and he felt an obligation to stick around and try to make it work for their sake.  I dunno.

Judge Lynn was NOT sympathetic towards this foul woman, and ordered her to pay the full amount of recovery that the guy was suing her for.

There was another obnoxious case on Cristina’s Court today.  This overaged gold-digging bimbo was trying to sue this guy for causing her, among other things, “financial abuse”.  Apparently, this guy had the hots for her and offered to pay her bills, buy her grown son a car, etc.  But she wasn’t interested in him in that way, only what he could do for her.  They were both singers and had some kind of lounge act.

Apparently, things went wrong when he didn’t come through with everything he’d promised, and also, the bimbo started seeing some other guy.  So when the gravy train derailed, she thought she had the legal right to sue.

Judge Cristina thought otherwise, and reamed the bimbo a new one for daring to waste time in her court, or any court, over such a frivolous case.  There was NO writtten contract. the guy gave her money when he did because he was stupid and horny, and he had no obilgation to pay any further.  Finally, Judge Cristina told the bimbo to get TWO jobs and pay for her own life.

I guess some people will do anything to be on TV, even if they are made to feel like the fools of the century!

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